Except in bed...

I went to dinner with Eryn & Liz the other night at Eryn’s place (though it was Liz, Sue and I who did the cooking… work that one out…) and we had fortune cookies after dinner. For as long as I can remember, we’ve always got a laugh by adding “in bed” to the end of all the fortunes...

• Happy news is on its way to you in bed.
• Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you in bed.
• An iota of practice is better than tons of teachings in bed.
• People will believe most anything that is whispered to another in bed.
• One thing you can give and still keep is your word in bed.
• Raise your sail one foot and get ten feet of wind in bed.

But as XKCD points out, these are further “improved” not by adding “in bed” but “EXCEPT in bed”...