To the pizza lover

Since moving down to Sydney, I've rented a PO box since I don't trust The Space Cadet not to burn and then smoke my mail. When I paid for the PO box I was given six months' free redirection of my mail. When filling out the form I was asked if I would like all mail redirected, or just mail addressed to me personally; I ticked the box indicating I only wanted personally addressed mail.

Last week I checked my mail and the letter below was the only thing in the box. Obviously they have a fairly broad interpretation of "personally addressed mail". I laughed all the way home.