Random ramblings #16

A few random thoughts after “one of those days”. It wasn’t a bad day per se, but it wasn’t great either. I’m really not in the mood for baring my soul to the world today, although I have plenty to say—there are three half-finished posts floating around in my brain—however since there has been a distinct lack of posting on my part lately, I’m trying to make an effort to post a little more often. Anyway, that said, here’re some thoughts.

“The person you are calling is not answering the phone; please leave a message after the beep.”
This has got to be the most irritating sentence in creation. The smarmy quasi-human voice makes it even more infuriating. Forced politeness does not become machines.

One of the few things I love about public toilets, particularly those on campus, is the graffiti. I admit I giggled when I read the following, in the toilets at uni today:

At a height of about 1.8m:

“13/9/06 Got my piss this high top that chumps!!”


And then, at a height of 2m:“12/4/07 Got my cum this high! Suck on that chump!!”

This was amid a staggering number of blow job solicitations, drawings of men spread-eagled and begging to be fucked, and the declaration that at least one user of that particular stall “hates all the students”.

Lastly, much scheming has been afoot lately with regards to Sister and The Plan™. I want to get it sorted in my head and ask a few other informed people before I talk about it here. Watch this space!