Crazy search stuff

In a (vain) attempt to cheer myself up, I looked at my site stats.

Out of the most recent 100, the following searches were listed as referrals to my humble blog:

• "querida ti": for which I am the 2nd result out 320, which is pretty amazing considering I never used the words "querida ti" (which dont make a lot of sense anyway) but rather "querida tía" which means "Dear Aunt".
  
• "the movie the notebook changed my life": for which I am the 2nd result of 969,000, this was also amazing consider I never said that either, but hey, just goes to show how randomly placed words can get you the number 2 spot!
  
• "lanes quiet life tablets": for which I am the 65th result of 22,600, this person was obviously determined! Not sure what they were after.
  
• "+DNA +magazine": for which I was somewhere between 101st and 110th in 24,561 results, I think we all know what they were after.
  

And the piece-de-resistance:

• "arsnif security": for which I was the 1st of 1 result.