This is why I love children.

• "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." (4)
• "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." (5)
• "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your chips without making them give you any of theirs." (6)
• "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." (4)
• "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." (7)
• "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." (6)
• "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." (7)
• "Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." (5)
• "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." (7)
• "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." (4)
• "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (7)
• "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." (8)