And the cake goes to...

I've met my fair share of weirdos in gay chatrooms but tonight I met a guy who not only took the cake but ate it in front of me and then threw it back up again.

Weirdo (noun): 1. an odd, eccentric, or unconventional person.

The previous holder of the title of Weirdest Conversation I've Ever Had Online goes to this conversation:
Me: Hey man, how are you?
Him: Good and you?
Me: I'm not too bad thanks.
Him: What shoe size are you?
Me: Ummm UK 9 or 10 I think. I'm not really sure. Why?
Him: Hot... Do you want to stand on my hard cock with your bare feet?
Me: Not really...

It's not that I have a problem with foot fetishes. Whatever turns you, I say. I just don't get it. What got me is that this guy quite casually asked me if I wanted to stand on his dick with my bare feet right off the bat.

The runner up is:
(various smalltalk)
Him: You into roll-play?
Me: Not really...
Him: Go on, give it a go, it's fun.
Me: Why not... what's the story?
Him: Ok we're friends, and you just got stood up by your girlfriend for a date and so you came over to my place instead. Ok?
Me: Cool, except I don't have a girlfriend...
Him: Yeah but in the story you do
Me: Dude, I'm gay... if I wanted to fuck girls I'd be straight.
Him: Yes but when you come over to my place I can console you and then you can have sex with me and pretend I'm your girlfriend.
Me: Ok this is a little weird... why would I pretend you are a woman? That'd be a total turn off. (sorry girls)

Fetish (noun): 3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.

And the winner? I won't reproduce the chat here because it really didn't go very far. After the initial "Hi, how are you?" stage, he asked me if I'd ever broken my leg. I said no. That was it. He went silent, presumably hitting other people and asking them if they'd broken a leg. I was intrigued as to why he'd ask such a random question so I checked out his profile... The heading read "Looking for guys with their leg in a cast" and said further down that he found guys with plaster casts a huge turn on. I'm not trying to belittle his sexual fantasies, but it just struck me as such a random one.

So there you have it folks, the strangest gay chatroom experiences I've ever had. I guess that its all a question of relativity: what turns one person on is nothing special to another and repulsive to yet another person. One of my (male, straight) friends said once that he just didn't get why a man would be attracted to other men. But then I don't get why straight blokes go gah-gah over breasts either. So it all comes out in a wash.