Quotes

Eryn: Bangkok?
Me: Hehe that has the word "cock" in it.
Eryn & Me: (giggle)
Me: You know, we're the perfect couple really... we both love cock... I mean if we ever were to have a threesome there'd be no arguments about if the third person was a man or a woman.
Eryn: Oy! I want some cock too!
Me: Yeh... you'd get some.
Eryn: Oh ok, I always picked you as the bitch.

James: I'm going to build a shed when we move.
Me: A shed for your big manly tools?
Liz: He has big manly tools.
Me: I know, I've seen them.
James: I don't like where this is going.

Me: I really want to get a pink t-shirt with the word "FAG" on it, and then two pink shirts for you two with the word "HAG" on them.
Eryn: That makes it sound like you own us.
Me: So what? I belong to you?
Eryn: Yeh, you're a hag's fag.

James's Fortune: "If you express your desires you will become popular."
Me: Haha, walk into the main street and say "I want a fuck!" and then you'll be popular.
James: (who only heard the end of it) What did you say!?

Eryn: You're slow.
(long pause)
Me: Huh?