How do you take it?

I found this song quite amusing, although I'm sure that not everyone will appreciate it's inherant charms. It occured to me today that the two main demographics who read this are gay men and straight women; so I figured that one group is, on the whole, not going to mind, while the other will, on the whole, be open minded enough to not let it get to them.

If after reading the words you are not impressed, I don't recommend watching the video.

Do you take it? by The Wetspots

Well my father says you're nifty
And you've heard of baudelaire
And we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair
You understand your feelings
And you're not afraid to share
And i think i could do something with your hair

You smell nice and you're groovy
And we both like foreign movies
And mother says you have that touch of class
Well i can see a shiny future
Where we'll dialogue and nuture
But there's one last thing i feel i need to ask

Do you take it in the ass
Do you take it in the ass
'Cause you're beautiful and curvy
But unless you're kinda pervy
There's no way you and me are gonna last

Do you take it in the ass
Do you take it in the ass
When it comes to brains you've got 'em
But unless you'll play the bottom
I'm afraid i'm going to have to take a pass

Well you're adorable, reliable,
But is your anus is pliable
That's the information that i need
Well, you would do it if you love me
If you're nervous, squat above me
You'll be able to control the depth and speed

Do you take it in the ass
Do you take it in the ass
'Cause i've ordered in a shipment
Of the relevant equipment
I've got lubricant, and poppers, and some grass

Do you take it in the ass
Do you take it in the ass
If you need more information
On this type of penetration
We can always take a correspondence class

You see i'm not the kind of fella
Who can get off on vanilla
No, i need a little color in my sex
Well, honey pie, it just so happens
That i brought my day-glo strap-on
And some mescaline to heighten the effect

Do you take it in the ass
Do you take it in the ass
oooooooooo
Do you take it in the aaaaaaaassss